Procedures written so the next person clears them without exploring: the prerequisites in order, the exact inputs, the traps, and how long each step really takes. Every entry carries a measured first-try success rate — and reads not yet measured until real reports arrive. We never publish a rate we have not earned.
Do I qualify? Eligibility is evaluated against your own facts, so it does not belong in a URL — it runs through the ic_vault_match MCP tool, which answers in three values: you qualify, you do not, or we cannot tell from what the vendor publishes. That third answer is a real answer here. It is what you get when a program states a gate in prose that no predicate can honestly check, and it is never rounded into a yes or a no.
Nothing about a Crusoe founder offer is published — not the eligibility, not the amounts. Credits are handed out ad hoc through accelerator and sales relationships. This entry exists so nobody chases a standing program that is not there.